And The Academy Goes To….

Life is a movie, and you Mademoiselle are the star, but it’s up to you to truly stick to the script. So unless you are up for an Oscar for Best Lead, leave the drama to a minimum.  There is nothing more unattractive, than a beautiful woman with a  “Glen Close” alter ego. We’ve all met her, Hell some of us may still be nursing bruises from a renegade blackberry! But if there is one thing that can drive away a man faster than an E.P.T test on your night- stand, it’s a woman whose temper makes even the incredible Hulk feel skittish.

Lesson # 1

 Just say NO to P.D.A

Not talking the conventional acronym either ladies, I’m speaking about Public Displays of Aggression. I know, I know! He just got you so furious that it was only fitting for you to tell EVERYONE IN THE RESTAURANT THAT HIS DICK GAME IS LAME. You’ve not only made a host of dinners uncomfortable, you’ve just solidified the misconception that a woman scorn is a woman Psycho. It is of extreme important and urgency that a LADY exercise tact in all circumstances. You’re probably thinking that this may be an impossible feat, certain instances cause for extreme measure. And with that being said, I ask you to think back on an instance where the man capable of exposing MRS. HYDE actually stopped being “stupid”, because of your Banshee shriek. Did the situation end favorably? My point exactly! Like testicles descending, a man’s pride only grows larger with age, and is even more sensitive when kicked, especially by You Mia Hamm!  The key to really getting into his psyche is by utilizing nonce lance. A fire will cease to burn if the oxygen is cut off. This in no way suggests that you are to become his doormat, lying still as he drags in dirt.  I only ask that you remove the emotion behind the reaction and replace the rage with rationality.

Scenario:  You’ve recently discovered that your man has a wandering eye, and although you are right beside him he still feels the need to indulge his sweet tooth with some eye candy. How Rude! Most woman would take this as the perfect opportunity to see just how much poop he could excrete with the right amount of force applied from the back of your hand. Although this is quite disrespectful, especially if the oaf begins to drool, don’t fret.  Just remember that the world of Romance is an equal playing field, and what’s good for the goose is splendid for the gander. Complements are key to showing that not only are you “in the Know”, in where your man’s attentions are, you are woman enough to let insecurities take a back seat to the lady in charge. Say: "Those pants do look incredible on her", or "she's really got a beautiful shape", allowing him to know that you've fully acknowledged what he has, and you are not beat! Refrain from a response and enjoy dinner, but take a mental check for future private discussion on this topic.  Chances are, he'll be a bit  more mindful to watch those wandering eyes, especially in your present.